SHOP THE 2025 VALENTINE COLLECTION

The Pirate Life Premium Beard Gear Boxes $10 OFF!
The Pirate Life Premium Beard Gear Boxes $10 OFF!
The Pirate Life Premium Beard Gear Boxes $10 OFF!
The Pirate Life Premium Beard Gear Boxes $10 OFF!
The Pirate Life Premium Beard Gear Boxes $10 OFF!
The Pirate Life Premium Beard Gear Boxes $10 OFF!
The Pirate Life Premium Beard Gear Boxes $10 OFF!
The Pirate Life Premium Beard Gear Boxes $10 OFF!

The Pirate Life Premium Beard Gear Boxes $10 OFF!

Regular price $74.99 now $64.99 Unit price  per 

Gentlemen & Scallywags, REJOICE! It is finally our time!
Since nearly our first month in business, which feels like a lifetime ago, we have been inundated with requests for something particular.

ORGANIC BEARD STUFF.

After a long planning and development process, we are damn proud to present to you, the J's Handcrafted Beard Gear line.

Wash, Oil, Butter & Balm - EVERYTHING you need to keep your luscious face-mane feeling and looking on-point!

Life can sometimes beat us down and it may feel like being on a leaking ship. But we must pull ourselves up by the bootstraps, un-sheath our swords and carry on forward. Prepare to weather a storm, as a tidal wave of potential love interests slams alongside side you. Not all pirate booty is found in a treasure chest. 

KEEP TO THE PIRATE CODE.
No mercy shown. No quarter given.
HOIST THE BLACK FLAG.

"Hoist the Black" and "The Pirate Code" are available as a complete gift box sets, designed to save YOU money. They are also available as individual products, for those less bold pirates who wish to test the waters. Once you try it, you'll pledge to join the crew for life.

It is THAT. DAMN. GOOD.

"Hoist the Black" is derived from Teakwood, Bay Rum, Sweet Tobacco Leaf, Leather, Amber & Citrus. It is inspired by the Pirate spirit - The man who will risk life and limb for freedom.

"The Pirate Code" is derived from Teakwood, Grapefruit & Vanilla, & is inspired by the bravery pirates exhibited & the honor & integrity they bore, while keeping to their code of law.

🤘🏴‍☠️🤘

Each gift box is matte black and measures 9"x6"x2"
and contains:
  • 4oz Premium Beard Wash
  • 1oz Premium Beard Oil
  • 4oz Premium Beard Butter
  • 2oz Premium Beard Balm
  • Sample-Sized "Hoist the Black" Cologne

    A $69.96 VALUE FOR ONLY $59.99!
**FULL LIST OF INGREDIENTS FOR EACH PRODUCT CAN BE FOUND ON THEIR INDIVIDUAL PRODUCT PAGE**

As always with J's Handcrafted products, all products are made with ONLY all American Sourced, Organic, Non-GMO ingredients for additives.

NO Added Chemicals. NO Fillers. NO BS.

* For External Use Only *
** We Know It Smells Amazing. DON'T EAT/DRINK IT **
*** J's Handcrafted Is Not Responsible For Any Pregnancies That Occur While Wearing Our Products ***
The Pirate Life Premium Beard Gear Boxes $10 OFF!
The Pirate Life Premium Beard Gear Boxes $10 OFF!
The Pirate Life Premium Beard Gear Boxes $10 OFF!
The Pirate Life Premium Beard Gear Boxes $10 OFF!
The Pirate Life Premium Beard Gear Boxes $10 OFF!
The Pirate Life Premium Beard Gear Boxes $10 OFF!

Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews
100%
(4)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
M
Michael Giffin
Hoist The Black beard gear box

Seriously, J's products are top-notch. I finally grabbed the Hoist The Black beard gear box, and let me tell you, it's worth every penny. The quality is amazing, and it works like a dream. I've been using as suggested, and it hasn't let me down. So glad I finally got one. If you're thinking about it, just do it. You won't regret it. Trust me on this one.

K
Kevin Yost
Look No Further

If you’re reading reviews for a beard product then you’ve clearly struggled with managing the health of your beard to some extent. I was the same way and these products really really helped, I had tried several others before finding J’s; this stuff is the best.The Pirate Code smells fantastic, would highly recommend!!

J
J.K.
Amazing!!

My manly-man uses the Hoist the Black beard products. Absolute perfection!!

J
Justin Myers
FFE

I ordered this product last year. I had a unkept homeless beard at the time. This product is hands down the best. I’ve tried other beard oils and washes. The hint of leather in this product is great makes you feel manly yet sophisticated. I strongly believe this set is the sole reason I have a second child on the way. They had to follow me around with a broom to sweep up the panties being thrown at me. If you are looking for great product with a great smell look no further my friends. But trust the disclaimer he is not responsible for any unwanted pregnancies.