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The Pirate Life Premium Beard Oils 1oz 20% OFF!
The Pirate Life Premium Beard Oils 1oz 20% OFF!
The Pirate Life Premium Beard Oils 1oz 20% OFF!
The Pirate Life Premium Beard Oils 1oz 20% OFF!

The Pirate Life Premium Beard Oils 1oz 20% OFF!

Regular price $24.99 now $19.99 Unit price  per 

Life can sometimes beat us down and it may feel like being on a leaking ship. But we must pull ourselves up by the bootstraps, un-sheath our swords and carry on forward. Prepare to weather a storm, as a tidal wave of potential love interests slams alongside side you. Not all pirate booty is found in a treasure chest. Have the booty come to you, by taming your face-mane and smelling irresistible.

KEEP TO THE PIRATE CODE.
No mercy shown. No quarter given.
HOIST THE BLACK FLAG.


"Hoist the Black" is derived from Teakwood, Bay Rum, Sweet Tobacco Leaf, Leather, Amber & Citrus. It is inspired by the Pirate spirit - The man who will risk life and limb for freedom.

"The Pirate Code" is derived from Teakwood, Grapefruit & Vanilla, & is inspired by the bravery pirates exhibited & the honor & integrity they bore, while keeping to their code of law.

Each ingredient was carefully chosen to not only help your beard look better, but to also aid it in growing fuller and healthier, all while conditioning it and keeping your skin hydrated, as well.

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As always with J's Handcrafted products, the only additives are all American Sourced, Organic, Non-GMO ingredients.

NO Added Chemicals. NO Fillers. NO BS.

All caps, pumps and bottles are also American made and BPA-free!

INGREDIENTS:
  • Organic/Non-GMO Argan Oil
  • Organic/Non-GMO Jojoba Oil
  • Organic/Non-GMO Castor Oil
  • Organic/Non-GMO Coconut Oil
  • Organic/Non-GMO Sweet Almond Oil
  • Organic/Non-GMO Hemp Seed Oil (0% THC)
  • Organic/Non-GMO Omega 3 & 6 Oil
  • Organic/Non-GMO Essential Oils

    As always with J's Handcrafted products, all products are made with ONLY all American Sourced, Organic, Non-GMO ingredients for additives.

    NO Added Chemicals. NO Fillers. NO BS.

    * For External Use Only *
    ** We Know It Smells Amazing. DON'T DRINK IT **
    *** J's Handcrafted Is Not Responsible For Any Pregnancies That Occur While Wearing Our Products ***

The Pirate Life Premium Beard Oils 1oz 20% OFF!
The Pirate Life Premium Beard Oils 1oz 20% OFF!

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Vic B.
Hoist the greatness

One of the best scents in the catalog. Perfectly balanced leather with teakwood, citrus, bay rum, sweet tobacco, & amber all sailing across smoothly. Order this treasure!

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Mike Iavarone
Pirate life beard oils.

The best beard oils money can buy. Made from the best stuff. This guy knows what he is doing and does it very well

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Mike Iavarone

As always J's offers the best products out there

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Chris benham
ARRRGH!!!

Hoist the Black is the best beard oil I’ve ever used.

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Oldmin_Himself
Hands down best beard oil ever.

I have been searching for a premium beard oil for the last 13 years. I've tried all the major brands, and a lot of the "craft" type small batch labels. Absolutely nothing comes close to this oil. Fellas, if you want something that will hydrate your chin locks whilst making you smell like a hard dicked privateer flying under the Black Flag for plunder and booty, look no further. Not only does this oil keep your beard from turning into straw it lasts shower to shower. No mid day drying out even if you work outside. Want a scent that goes beyond tired sprays and the garbage modern society says is what you should use? You've found it. Dab this onto your hands, run it through the beard, and prepare your boarding party. You'll be able to slit throats and go right into her walking your plank with the Pirate's Life collection.