J's "Witch's Brew" Premium Beard Oil *ONLY 2 LEFT!*
The second, sinfully delicious coffee fragrance from J's Handcrafted.
"Witch's Brew"
This chocolate mocha coffee with a caramel swirl is sure to make even the most heartless witch smile.
It is commonly known that our first coffee fragrance "Wake The Dead" is the greatest coffee fragrance of all time and no others could compete with it... until now.
🤘🧙🏻♀️🤘
GENTLEMEN,
I come to you all with what can only be described as - white girl kryptonite.
It is now the FALL.
...not the fall of mankind. Just the season. Alas, I'm sure you feel tension in the air. Especially if you're in a relationship. One leaf lets loose from a tree and the moment it touches the ground, it's f***ing GAME TIME to them.
By now, your lady has broken out her fluffy boots and sweaters, taken 79 selfies holding a Pumpkin Spice Latte on Instagram and is undoubtedly covering everything you own in Fall colors.
These are dangerous times, men.
BUT, what I have developed for you is guaranteed to reel her back in from the pumpkin patches and apple orchards and back to you.
Have you ever seen the Alien movies? You know that thing that launches out of the egg and latches onto peoples faces? THAT is what she's going to do to you, while you're wearing our Fall Collection Premium Beard Products.
There's no joke here and this isn't some foo-foo girly latte smelling stuff either. These are carefully, methodically developed fragrances that any man would be proud to wear and no woman can resist.
J's Handcrafted Premium Beard Products lead to two things and two things only:
- Your Face-Mane Feeling & Looking Better Than Ever
&
- An Absolutely Reckless Amount of "Affection" From Your Lady
(and by "affection," I mean THE S-E-C-K-S)... just in case you're not picking up what I'm putting down.
On behalf of all one of us here at J's Handcrafted, enjoy, Gentlemen.
and tell your girl we said, "you're welcome."
- J.
"Witch's Brew"
This chocolate mocha coffee with a caramel swirl is sure to make even the most heartless witch smile.
It is commonly known that our first coffee fragrance "Wake The Dead" is the greatest coffee fragrance of all time and no others could compete with it... until now.
🤘🧙🏻♀️🤘
GENTLEMEN,
I come to you all with what can only be described as - white girl kryptonite.
It is now the FALL.
...not the fall of mankind. Just the season. Alas, I'm sure you feel tension in the air. Especially if you're in a relationship. One leaf lets loose from a tree and the moment it touches the ground, it's f***ing GAME TIME to them.
By now, your lady has broken out her fluffy boots and sweaters, taken 79 selfies holding a Pumpkin Spice Latte on Instagram and is undoubtedly covering everything you own in Fall colors.
These are dangerous times, men.
BUT, what I have developed for you is guaranteed to reel her back in from the pumpkin patches and apple orchards and back to you.
Have you ever seen the Alien movies? You know that thing that launches out of the egg and latches onto peoples faces? THAT is what she's going to do to you, while you're wearing our Fall Collection Premium Beard Products.
There's no joke here and this isn't some foo-foo girly latte smelling stuff either. These are carefully, methodically developed fragrances that any man would be proud to wear and no woman can resist.
J's Handcrafted Premium Beard Products lead to two things and two things only:
- Your Face-Mane Feeling & Looking Better Than Ever
&
- An Absolutely Reckless Amount of "Affection" From Your Lady
(and by "affection," I mean THE S-E-C-K-S)... just in case you're not picking up what I'm putting down.
On behalf of all one of us here at J's Handcrafted, enjoy, Gentlemen.
and tell your girl we said, "you're welcome."
- J.
**Be Sure To Check Our "Wicked Sweet Bundles, Samplers & Gift Sets" Section To Enjoy This And More Products Together At A Discounted Price!**
INGREDIENTS:
- Organic/Non-GMO Argan Oil
- Organic/Non-GMO Jojoba Oil
- Organic/Non-GMO Castor Oil
- Organic/Non-GMO Coconut Oil
- Organic/Non-GMO Sweet Almond Oil
- Organic/Non-GMO Hemp Seed Oil (0% THC)
- Organic/Non-GMO Omega 3 & 6 Oil
- Organic/Non-GMO Essential Oils
As always with J's Handcrafted products, all products are made with ONLY all American Sourced, Organic, Non-GMO ingredients for additives.
NO Added Chemicals. NO Fillers. NO BS.
* For External Use Only *
** We Know It Smells Amazing. DON'T DRINK IT **
*** J's Handcrafted Is Not Responsible For Any Pregnancies That Occur While Wearing Our Products ***