Collection: J's 2026 Summer Beach Party Collection
The Weather Is Heating Up & The J's Handcrafted Summer Beach Party Has Begun!
We're Back With Two Fan Favorites AND A BRAND NEW LIMITED EDITION To Help You Cool Down On a Hot Day
"Paradise Crush"
is... well... boozy. Originally released as the signature fragrance for our famous "Sunburn Booboo Goo," it is now BACK! This tropical fragrance by J's Handcrafted boasts notes of Bay Rum, Coconut, Mango, Lime & Pineapple and will have you thinking you're in your own tropical paradise.
"Beach Bum"
what would a boozey beach party be without the quintessential "beach bum?" He's either your laid back friend, or a stranger who seems to magically appear and stealthily raid your cooler. This perfect blend of Pineapple and Mango is the perfect way to wind down after a day in the sun.
* THE ALL NEW SUMMER LIMITED EDITION *
"Stone Cold Fox"
She's blistering hott and here to cool you down.
We're Back With Two Fan Favorites AND A BRAND NEW LIMITED EDITION To Help You Cool Down On a Hot Day
"Paradise Crush"
is... well... boozy. Originally released as the signature fragrance for our famous "Sunburn Booboo Goo," it is now BACK! This tropical fragrance by J's Handcrafted boasts notes of Bay Rum, Coconut, Mango, Lime & Pineapple and will have you thinking you're in your own tropical paradise.
"Beach Bum"
what would a boozey beach party be without the quintessential "beach bum?" He's either your laid back friend, or a stranger who seems to magically appear and stealthily raid your cooler. This perfect blend of Pineapple and Mango is the perfect way to wind down after a day in the sun.
* THE ALL NEW SUMMER LIMITED EDITION *
"Stone Cold Fox"
She's blistering hott and here to cool you down.
Originally conceptualized for the 2023 End of Summer Beach Party Collection, she unfortunately never made it to the party. We wanted to make sure she was the best that she could be, so we held off. Much like your mother, she didn't want to get out of our bed and put some clothes on. She would have been so late to the party that she didn't even bother coming.
... to the party, that is.
That's why there were only 7 (AMAZING) Summer fragrances we made that year. We're not heathens. We hate doing things in odd numbers. It's literally bothered us ever since.
I'm not even joking.
In the following months, we moved. Sadly, it took longer than expected to get business back on track. Fast forward to 2025. She had been put on the back burner for a while by then (I know... I KNOW - "how dare I?!") and just kept staring at us with those eyes. LOOOOOORD THOSE EYES. Suddenly, one of our competitors released a soap featuring a certain blonde babe's bathwater (alliteration for the win) in the ingredients. We knew it was time to unleash our raven-haired goddess. J's Handcrafted has always liked the darker elements. It was time to break out our brunette baddie.
After 3 long and hard (😉) years, it was time. Time to release the "Stone Cold Fox..."
... don't get your hopes up. We didn't obtain her bathwater. We would have drank it all by now anyways, know what I mean?
**fist bump**
Anyways, the 2026 Valentine Collection then became the target release period. How perfect, to join the ranks of our "American Bombshell" and "Heartbreaker," in addition to "The Valentine" and "Be Mine." But to release a 5th fragrance seemed like overkill for Valentines Day.
Here at J's Handcrafted, we throw down for Valentines Day; as we do for every other holiday. But, we wouldn't say we're V.D. POSITIVE.
(... and if you are, you should rethink your life choices.)
PLUS - Dropping a tropical nuke into a collection like that, didn't make too much sense. It just didn't fit. But that's not an uncommon problem for us. Ask your sister.
Alas, we held off, once again. Planning our girl was going to make quite the entrance to kick off our 2026 Summer Beach Party Collection.
THEN IT HAPPENED.
The same competitor hocking hot blonde's bathwater, introduced a new spokeswoman who looked an awful lot like our Stone Cold Fox as their new "Headmaster."
(Like I told you before, SO MUCH like your mom. It's WILD.)
Here at J's Handcrafted, we don't copy what other brands do. Nor do we steal ideas or try to replicate things other brands make. (If you like brands that do that, I'd refer you to that UNORIGINAL POS down in Florida who built his brand off of the originality of several of us. If you'd like to learn more about that, feel free to check out "Bear Hunter" in the Natural Soaps section of our site. Happy reading!) As I was saying, we're original. And while there was no product actually "made" as part of their "headmaster" campaign, and ours had technically been in development and planning for 3 years at this point, we didn't know which direction to go. This is uncharted waters for us.
That being said, using a "likeness" of a person is not ripping off a product. Again, a product wasn't even made on their end. In closing, "Stone Cold Fox" is FINALLY here.
All of this for a new fragrance line? You bet your sweet ass. This is J's Handcrafted. "Over the top" is our baseline.
Oh, almost forgot to tell you the actual fragrance. Not to worry, she's so much more than a pretty face. Our in-house-made "Stone Cold Fox" blend is loaded with ripe tropical fruits and a blast of icy peppermint. The perfect addition to our already unbelievable Summer lineup, which you'll be seeing more of in the coming weeks. It's going to be an amazing Summer here at J's.
And if you're SOMEHOW still on the fence about "Stone Cold Fox," the origin story or anything involved, JUST KNOW - this line was more thoroughly planned-out than your kids probably were.
Happy Summer Everybody!
... to the party, that is.
That's why there were only 7 (AMAZING) Summer fragrances we made that year. We're not heathens. We hate doing things in odd numbers. It's literally bothered us ever since.
I'm not even joking.
In the following months, we moved. Sadly, it took longer than expected to get business back on track. Fast forward to 2025. She had been put on the back burner for a while by then (I know... I KNOW - "how dare I?!") and just kept staring at us with those eyes. LOOOOOORD THOSE EYES. Suddenly, one of our competitors released a soap featuring a certain blonde babe's bathwater (alliteration for the win) in the ingredients. We knew it was time to unleash our raven-haired goddess. J's Handcrafted has always liked the darker elements. It was time to break out our brunette baddie.
After 3 long and hard (😉) years, it was time. Time to release the "Stone Cold Fox..."
... don't get your hopes up. We didn't obtain her bathwater. We would have drank it all by now anyways, know what I mean?
**fist bump**
Anyways, the 2026 Valentine Collection then became the target release period. How perfect, to join the ranks of our "American Bombshell" and "Heartbreaker," in addition to "The Valentine" and "Be Mine." But to release a 5th fragrance seemed like overkill for Valentines Day.
Here at J's Handcrafted, we throw down for Valentines Day; as we do for every other holiday. But, we wouldn't say we're V.D. POSITIVE.
(... and if you are, you should rethink your life choices.)
PLUS - Dropping a tropical nuke into a collection like that, didn't make too much sense. It just didn't fit. But that's not an uncommon problem for us. Ask your sister.
Alas, we held off, once again. Planning our girl was going to make quite the entrance to kick off our 2026 Summer Beach Party Collection.
THEN IT HAPPENED.
The same competitor hocking hot blonde's bathwater, introduced a new spokeswoman who looked an awful lot like our Stone Cold Fox as their new "Headmaster."
(Like I told you before, SO MUCH like your mom. It's WILD.)
Here at J's Handcrafted, we don't copy what other brands do. Nor do we steal ideas or try to replicate things other brands make. (If you like brands that do that, I'd refer you to that UNORIGINAL POS down in Florida who built his brand off of the originality of several of us. If you'd like to learn more about that, feel free to check out "Bear Hunter" in the Natural Soaps section of our site. Happy reading!) As I was saying, we're original. And while there was no product actually "made" as part of their "headmaster" campaign, and ours had technically been in development and planning for 3 years at this point, we didn't know which direction to go. This is uncharted waters for us.
That being said, using a "likeness" of a person is not ripping off a product. Again, a product wasn't even made on their end. In closing, "Stone Cold Fox" is FINALLY here.
All of this for a new fragrance line? You bet your sweet ass. This is J's Handcrafted. "Over the top" is our baseline.
Oh, almost forgot to tell you the actual fragrance. Not to worry, she's so much more than a pretty face. Our in-house-made "Stone Cold Fox" blend is loaded with ripe tropical fruits and a blast of icy peppermint. The perfect addition to our already unbelievable Summer lineup, which you'll be seeing more of in the coming weeks. It's going to be an amazing Summer here at J's.
And if you're SOMEHOW still on the fence about "Stone Cold Fox," the origin story or anything involved, JUST KNOW - this line was more thoroughly planned-out than your kids probably were.
Happy Summer Everybody!
These fragrances are available in multiple products AND as gift sets, designed to save YOU money! Lets end the summer on a high note!
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**FULL LIST OF INGREDIENTS FOR EACH PRODUCT CAN BE FOUND ON THEIR INDIVIDUAL PRODUCT PAGE**
As always with J's Handcrafted products, all products are made with ONLY all American Sourced, Organic, Non-GMO ingredients for additives.
NO Added Chemicals. NO Fillers. NO BS.
* For External Use Only *
** We Know It Smells Amazing. DON'T DRINK IT **
*** J's Handcrafted Is Not Responsible For Any Pregnancies That Occur While Wearing Our Products ***
As always with J's Handcrafted products, all products are made with ONLY all American Sourced, Organic, Non-GMO ingredients for additives.
NO Added Chemicals. NO Fillers. NO BS.
* For External Use Only *
** We Know It Smells Amazing. DON'T DRINK IT **
*** J's Handcrafted Is Not Responsible For Any Pregnancies That Occur While Wearing Our Products ***
